remember when the world ended last year
are you talking about the 21st of December or that time Tumblr crashed for four hours
put confetti in a shotgun to make it a shotfun
apparently if you do this the confetti will catch on fire and it’ll probably end badly so please stop reblogging this
this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again
Did u know…. Ur allowed to change ur mind
Did you know… You can read a dictionary.
I tried but the plot was lacking
my uncle is a priest and he’s staying over for a couple days how the fuck am i supposed to watch supernatural and read fanfiction with his righteousness here
Sacrifice him to Satan
no he’s making mac and cheese for dinner
I admire your ability to keep your priorities straight.